away we go

last night i watched away we go. you would think i would have watched it sooner since it stars my faaaaaaavorite man in all of the world whom i don't actually know nor have ever met, john krasinski. but honestly the movie looked kinda boring. so i never got around to it til yesterday. (fyi: some spoilers but really, this isn't a mystery or thriller so does it REALLY matter?)

it started off fucking fantastic. jim halpert porn! he goes down on mya rudolph. i would've been jealous if it weren't for the fact that i was totally picturing myself as the girl. that scene alone made my night.

after that, the movie continue to be funny and interesting. mya (i'm using the actor's names since i don't remember the character's names) got knocked up by the only man worth getting preggers by. they're living in colorado and find out that john's parents are moving away for 2 years. the whole reason for them living there was to be near his parents, and hers are dead. so she comes up with the idea to move somewhere else since they don't have to stay there anymore. and i guess they make a shit ton of money to just go travelling to random places and not even think about how much rent would be, cuz the whole movie is them going to random places trying to see if they fit there, if they'd like it there, if it would be a good place to raise a child. each place, they know someone and the people they know are fucking wackjobs. phoenix and couple number one, the mom is a loud mouth who says whatever comes to her mind, no matter if her kids are around. she makes fun of her son's ears and talks about her daughter so obviously being a "dyke" right in front of both of them, explaining that they can't hear her because they aren't paying attention and that kids are born how they are. "they come out of the womb fucked up" so it doesn't really matter what you say or do.

they decide no to that place. after visiting mya's sister in tucson, they move onto wisconsin and couple number two, who are....buttfucking insane! first you think they're just some crazy dirty hippies. then... it goes way beyond that. the thing that stuck out most was that they fuck in front of their children. hell, with the children in the bed. why, they don't want to hide their love from them. i say, fucking hide your love. really. please. believe me, there's other crazy shit there too.

natch, they decide to go far far away from there. and go to montreal and couple number three. it's lovely here. gravy on french fries, the couple is fun and sweet, they have a bunch of kids who are all adorable and they all take care of each other. it's a real loving family. they have a good time but then find out that their lady friend has had 5 miscarriages. the couple can't seem to have children and it's tearing them up inside. i definitely started crying at that part, i can't even imagine and hope i never have to. they decide that they want to live there but get a call from john's brother who needs them there.

so they're off to miami. and they find out that his brother's wife left the family. the poor guy thought she was coming back and lied to his daughter about where her mom went and now that he knows she isn't coming back, he's freaking out about how to tell her, contemplating saying that she was murdered. john, natch, gets pissed that this woman would do that, just leave her child behind. and he kinda breaks down a bit and mya comforts him. he wants to marry her, but she won't since her parents can't be there to see them married. so on a trampoline in the middle of the night, they make their own promises to each other, which include that mya will never leave him or the child and he won't even mention loving her even if he can no longer see her vagina.

finally, mya talks about her deceased parents, which she never had before and they decide to find their own home to live in. and they do. and it's sweet.

i really loved this movie. it has heart and humor and it's kinda original. it was really lovely to watch and it's the only thing john krasinski has been in since the office that didn't suck ass. also it was fun hearing john swear and use the word "cuntsucker" which is now a word that will be entering my vocabulary.

obviously, i'm disturbed

i just had a dream about a ronald mcdonald fish that can transform to it's normal looking self (ronald and all red) to a blue ice evil version. both sides were evil and to me the ronald side was more horrifying. as we all know, clowns are fucking evil and should die. anyway, this thing was chasing me around, trying to kill me and my family and this little girl i was looking after.

next dream took place in this school library that i often dream about. it wasn't really a big deal except my bestie's little sister went there (who looked like the sister of a dude i once knew... but that's not important nor interesting) and his little sister hated me and i was like wtf did i do? which is kinda weird and kinda not.

i think i have a lot on my mind. i had a hard time sleeping once i woke up because i just kept thinking. about everything. i'm always trying to figure out what i want and what is best for me and it's fucking annoying. just gimme a god damn break, lemme breathe, see where life takes me. shit. stop forcing shit on me brain! GOSH!

top 10 box office movies of 2009

frankly, i think this year sucked movie wise. then again, i've been saying that every year since the 90's ended. but here we go:

10) The Blind Side

Total Gross: $184,387,000

i haven't seen this movie yet. i probably won't watch it until i'm mega bored and have already seen every other movie/tv show that i wanted to watch. so.... in about 5 hours. not that it looks bad, i just stay away from the obvious plot movies for as long as i can. it does look cute though.

9) Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Total Gross: $196,573,705

i haven't seen this movie yet also (be prepared to hear that a lot). i did see some clips of it in class though and also when visiting my nephews and niece. it's kinda cute. i'm not into the new disney/pixar movies. i like the old school ones where you're taught lessons through awesome songs that stay in your head for LIFE. and if you're gonna use famous people to do voiceovers, can they actually change their voices? i'm sitting there like oh so queen latifah and ray romano are together and had a baby. and silly latino, john leguizamo thinks those dinosaurs are his babies and he's a mommy. adorable! kinda took me out of the movie. all in all, from what i saw, although there was some questionable things in there, the movie did seem pretty cute and worth renting at least.

8) Monsters Vs. Aliens

Total Gross: $198,351,526

haven't seen it. won't see it.

7) Avatar

Total Gross: $212,268,000

i don't know man... i'm kinda intrigued cuz people are talking up this movie big time. but it just..... looks so god damn dumb. i might cave into my man friend and say fine, let's see it, 3d imax style. but make him promise to take me to it's complicated whether i like this movie or not.

6) Star Trek

Total Gross: $257,730,019

as if

5) The Hangover

Total Gross: $277,322,503

ok, i actually have seen this movie. and at the risk of sounding like someone who hates all movies, it stinks. am i the only one who thought this movie sucked? i felt like it was a complete waste of my time. this might be for a few reasons though: 1) when i watched it, everyone was saying how hilarious it was. so i had high expectations. and going into a movie with high expectations rarely works out well. 2) i watched it at home, and whilst watching it, i was cooking. and i burnt the fuck out of myself. so i might attribute that anger and pain i had when burnt with this movie. 3) i expected some awesome andy moments from ed helms and i fully enjoy zach galifianakis's standup, but it wasn't the same. so it could actually be a good movie.

4) The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Total Gross: $280,924,000

never seen it. i'm not 13 years old and i have taste in movies.

3) Up

Total Gross: $293,004,164

just saw this the other day. well, i told you how i feel about the newer disney/pixar movies. this had it's moments though. the beginning, i was so close to crying. some might see it as depressing, i saw it as beautiful. one can only hope for a happy long life with someone you love and who loves you the same. but after that, i did get kinda bored. and at the end i was like huh.... so her adventure was trying to have his child and loving him and his adventure is going to this amazing place and kicking ass? very interesting.... i could just still be in analyzer mode from my final, but yeah. that kinda bothered me. and i really didn't get why the old guy cared if the other old guy got the bird. if it were me, when sitting at the table, putting two and two together, i'd be like "omg, he's been right all these years! coooooool! i should help him since i have the bird and can easily get the bird to him." unless i'm not understanding something, it's not like the guy was going to kill the bird. he just wanted to bring it back to show everyone that the animal does exist and he didn't make up the bones. *shrugs* all in all, cute movie. not loving it though.

2) Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

Total Gross: $301,959,197

didn't love this movie, but i do.... (this is hard for me to admit since i feel potter is really a nerdy movie series and book series) lovethemovies. ok. i said it. the movies are really cool. i was just expecting something more. seemed like a great set up to the next movie though, so i'm fully excited for that.

1) Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

Total Gross: $402,111,870

so, the first one was ok. ok, it was more than ok. it was pretty cool. this one.... maybe it would've been cooler if it wasn't for the stupid love story line that constantly popped up out of nowhere. it would be a normal movie and then all of a sudden there's megan fox practically begging shia to say that he's in love with her. bitch is needy and a bad actress. that made it kinda tough to watch. if they come out with a third one, they should just have them broken up and focus on the action.

kourtney's baby pics!

omg that baby is too precious looking. hey scott! hi! congrats on the baby! get a fucking job now!!

i never could see kourt as a mom. kim, yes. khloe, sure. kourtney? not so much. well, we know she has a lot of help from her family (scott not included. he's busy hanging out by the pool and hooking up with other chicks). but congrats to them both.

nothing michael lohan does is surprising, but all of it is still disgusting

a bunch of michael lohan's ex fiancee, erin muller's complaints against papa lohan has now been brought to light.


Dec. 9, 2007 - Michael "slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday."

Feb. 2008 - Michael "punched Erin in the mouth" because she had a male friend on Facebook

March 2008 - Michael "whipped a computer cord" at her face but she blocked it with her hand … causing a laceration.

May 5, 2008 - Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the ribs."

May 2008 - Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain."

June 2008 - Michael "spit in Erin's face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist." Then he "yelled at her to 'stop crying c*nt — other people will see you — if they see you, I will kill you!'"


didn't lindsay say before how he used to beat up on her mom? so this isn't surprising. but fuck, can someone please put him in prison forever? he does NOT need to be roaming around, fucking up his family's life even more than it is and going around beating up woman all while spouting about how he's a man of god. mr. lohan, if you and god were face to face, he'd probably spit in your face and kick you in the balls so hard that you'd fall into hell. at least that's what i'd imagine and hope for.... well that's the pg version of what i'd imagine and hope for.

tyra noooooooooooooooooo!!!!

the current season of the tyra banks show is it's last. :( no more tyra in fat suits, bathing suits, fake noses.

"This will be the last season of The Tyra Show. I've been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years." says banks.

she's going to be focusing on her production company instead. some are saying she's following in oprah's footsteps in retiring from her show. i say 1) no matter how much you wanna be, hunny you ain't no oprah. 2) if you are going to retire a show, let it be america's next top model. that show is so dead now anyway. why end the show that's actually entertaining? oh tyty....

does anyone really care about new years?

i think christmas has been long enough already. i think i made a huge mistake.... but well, live and learn yes? besides a shit load of things i've learned but won't talk about, i think the number one lesson is that: i will not ever date a guy where their friends and or family doesn't like me. not that i'm dating anyone or that i'm going to date anyone anytime soon. but, this trip has really cemented that idea. i don't want to deal with bullshit or find people talking shit about me and all the crap that comes along with that. i'm pretty tired of it, dealt with it for years and just don't have it in me to try and change people's minds or try to stand up for myself to people who are very content in disliking me when they don't actually know me or my side of things.

well at least i get to experience new places. last night i got to go to cici's pizza. which i've been wanting to try since they advertise in mass all the time, but there isn't one around. at least not in western mass. probably in boston where everything is :/ anywho, in the commercials, the pizza looks kinda gross. the highlight seems to be the cinnamon buns. well.... that is not the case. the pizza is friggin delish! now, yes, the buffet is cheap. $5 per person. but with two people, and two drinks, it's like, why not just go to a pizza shop and get a whole pie? at least you get left overs to gnaw on for the next few days. and i'm used to huge buffets with everything you could ever think of out. there was pasta. a few pizza pies. cinnamon buns. apple strudel pizza. brownies. the most inventive pizza was the mac and cheese pie. but was not impressive. there was also bbq pizza (which i hated) and buffalo chicken pizza (which i hated. the hot sauce tasted a little weird to me). then there was just regular pizza and garlic bread type things. they could've had shrimp pizza, egg pizza (not that i can promise it'll taste good, but i'm trying to think outside the box here, maybe fried egg with tomato. now that sounds good), fruit pizza, beef stew pizza (beef, potatoes, veggies), veggie pizza (that was not there and is pretty regular), well i'm out of ideas but i just came up with several pizzas they didn't actually have. so.... they should be able to do better.

but don't get me wrong, i loved the place, the food was delicious and cheap which is a hard combo to come by. i just like to point out the negative for everything.

on top of that, i also got to go to the holocaust museum in richmond. i wonder if they have a holocaust museum in every city. idk, but we checked this one out. and it was very powerful. i have to say, what happened is very creepy in of itself, but with a bunch of mannequins involved.... good lord i was creeped out to the max. idk if i'm the only one who is extremely disturbed by mannequins. i happen to have lots of stupid fears. so it might just be me. well, you walk around to each stage of the holocaust. there's even this part where you crawl into this small hiding place. i opted not to. holocaust=creepy and awful. mannequins= creepy. then you duck into this one room (and each room has lights off and is motion censored. we hadn't been into any dark rooms since there was people walking around us. this one room, that you ducked into... dark) i was like fuck no. we can leave right now. but my partner went in and was laughing at me cuz i was scared and the lights finally came on and he's like let's go. so i knew i wasn't getting out of it, so i went. then they had the part where you can crawl into the hiding space and i was like hell to the fucking no. i don't care how embarrassed you make me, i am not going in there. so we walked around and there was a window for you to see in. and of course, there was a party of mannequins in the dark. so i'm like thank god i didn't go.

anyway, it was really amazing relearning about the holocaust. totally mind boggling how that could even happen. i think, going through what we're going through right now, i understand a little more. someone makes out a race of people to be an enemy, and say they did these horrible things and everyone else hates them or don't care what happens. and then there's a lot of people who just want to stay out of it. i don't know how anyone could treat humans or any living being like jews and anyone who wasn't of "the perfect race" like that. it's truly disgusting. i was walking through there trying not to cry because it was just really... there's no words for how awful. i can't even imagine the terror these poor people felt living through that. you just never know what's going to happen, where you're going, who will be there, if you'll live. i pray that that never happens to anyone ever again.

after we left, naturally i was pretty somber. but my partner changed my mood to sad to pissed when he pretty much said that jews had it worse than blacks and slavery and that the slave masters who treated their slaves like shit were just bad business people. i was about ready to knock him the fuck out. i think both tragedies are incomparable. neither were walks in the park. i'm pretty certain that jews wouldn't want to be black people during slavery and black people wouldn't want to be jews during the holocaust. or in europe during the holocaust because they would have exterminated also. they're both awful periods of time were people's rights were ripped from them and these people were made to be less than human. and so many died because of something they could not nor shouldn't have been made to change. to say one is more favorable over the other is pretty fucking sick. no matter what you're reasoning is.